invite me over to ur house it’ll be a blast ill pet your dog while ur parents yell at you
Realistic Erotica: “Please don’t stop,” she moaned just as my fucking hand started to really cramp.
whenever i give advice to someone i say ‘idk’ like 5 times a sentence because i’m so afraid they’ll follow my advice and ruin their life so yeah i can never seem too sure
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
No it’s called weed whacking
what if instead of gender we all had pokemon types
this is literally the greatest audio post that has been posted on this stupid website
I will never hear something more beautiful than this, ever, so long as I live
Brian Hurt, everyone. Also known as The Greatest Boyfriend Ever~
مآ أجمّل أنْ تصمتْ
فيْ ؤجهْ منْ ينتظرْ منِك الخِصَام
وما أجمل أنْ تضحك
فيْ وجهْ منْ يُنتظرْ منك البكـاءْ
How beautiful is it to stay silent
When someone expects you to be enraged from them.
And how beautiful it is to laugh
When someone thinks you are going to shed tears.
|—||C. Assaad (via blua)|
maybe if I go to sleep I’ll magically wake up in NYC with tickets to the pippin matinee
|—||Shinji Moon (via quietfairy)|