First World Problems: Archive

Nov 1st

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Nov 1st

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Oct 30th

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That awkward moment when you're the third wheel →

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Oct 29th

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hard-drugs: why even fucking bother

Oct 29th

Woke up incredibly early considering what time I went to bad last night. I talked to my step mum a bit while dad left to go get a hair cut. We talked about how dumb boys can be, math, monopoly, marching band, football games, and other just random things. My dad came home with his hair all short, drank a cup of coffee, and went back to sleep. My mum called me and is picking me up because a chair on...

Oct 29th

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Oct 29th

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Oct 15th

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Oct 15th

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Oct 11th

I would be the best derby girl ever.

I know I would. If nothing else, I would be good- no, GREAT- at that. I have the determination and passion, for one. I’ve got the body structure for it. I would make a great blocker/pivot. Ugh. I know how to handle myself, the only hard part would be doing it on wheels. WHY CAN’T I DO THIS. ADFJALKFJASL;FJ

Oct 11th

"We accept the love we think we deserve."

Oct 11th

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I kinda wish someone would write to me like...

oflifeandlovingjesus: It would be so interesting to be written to by someone and see and know about there lives And it be completely anonymous.

Oct 11th

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Oct 11th

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Beautiful People, Tragic Downfalls: Beauty of the... →

beautifulandtragic: Judy Garland is a legacy in Hollywood to this day. Her portrayal of Dorothy in the 1939 film ‘The Wizard of Oz’ sticks in the psyche of adults and children alike to this day. Her child-like smile and her vivacious voice captivated the hearts of millions around the world. While she is primarily…

Oct 11th

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5 reasons why the greatest movie villain ever is a... →

inu-amaterasu: creo que esto le gustara a @venom_orochi =)

Oct 11th

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That awkward moment when your bro checks on you more than your beau.

Oct 11th

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Lately I'm feeling like I'm just not good enough.

brittanybeee: Not for anyone in particular, just not good enough. I’m not sad, but I’m not happy either, I’m just kind of coasting along if that makes any sense. I don’t know where I’m going with this post.

Oct 11th

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Oct 11th

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My mum keeps talking about how I need to lose weight. I’m not the happiest with my appearance, but I didn’t think it was that bad. It’s really starting to get to me.

Oct 11th

Oct 10th

I wish I was Orla Gartland.

Oct 10th

Truth In Words...: Relationship Between Man and... →

truthinwords: Is all about sex now. You can be friends with a person of the opposite sex and not be attracted to them physically or sexually. It’s all a mind game. If you feel like there will be nothing further than sex in your relationship/friendship. Then that’s what it will be. But you cant force something…

Oct 10th

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Oct 10th

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stop sleeping and just text me already.

Oct 10th

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ghosts-in-my-head: The Banjolin Song (revised) |...

Oct 10th

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That awkward moment when your stepsister thinks...

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Oct 10th

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Oct 10th

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So my friend Katie and I went to McDonald’s to relax and catch up and of course get our snack on. While we were there, we were laughing and judging everyone and it was great. But then there was this old guy, who was talking about religion, and being really arrogant about it. So we started talking about Satan. We talked about how our next meeting would be during the full moon and how we...

Oct 10th

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I’m bored and have nothing better to do, so I’m going to go on a walk. Maybe to Mcdonald’s. Ha. And my mom said I need to lose weight.

Oct 9th

Whenever I come to my dad’s house, I always forget to bring deodorant, so I use his, and now I smell like a man. The ladies will be running towards me any second now.

Oct 9th

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Paranoid Parrot

I told an interesting and attractive person that I follow that one day I would marry them. They probably hate me forever now.

Oct 9th

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I want to be Dorothy Gale.

Oct 9th

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Oct 9th

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I got my old URL back

oh happy day

Oct 9th

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Oct 9th

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lupea: Typical response when I ask someone if they know Joy Division: “OMG isn’t that the band in that, like, Wombats song? Are they like, ironic or something?” or when I say I like Pink Floyd: “OMG me too! That song We Don’t Need No Education, sooooo gooood!” Mfw:

Oct 9th

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Dude. I had the weirdest dream last night.

I don’t want to go into too many details, because of how strange it was, but holy cow. Marley was my drug dealer. George and I had a weird thing going on. Megan never showed her face, but everyone talked to her on the phone a lot. Marching band was there. Jenny was mad because the flags still had to perform in the rain. There was a really bad thunderstorm that scared the poop outta...

Oct 9th

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