Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lmao.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.
I really hope that it snows during this break.
linen-and-curls-all-unfurled: I really don’t want to go to school. And it would be really pretty.
How teens and adults text
Expectations: Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out? Reality: Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out? Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Rules of tumblr
toocooltobehipster: Don’t have this theme:
Sometimes… but really just sometimes… you need to stop thinking, say “ah what...– I find it can be quite useful sometimes. (via therockmandolinist)
I spilled some coffee this morning and accidentally broke a glass, and my mother flipped shit, said that I ruined her day, never do anything right, and need to clean up before she gets home AND send her an apology text. I’m also not allowed to go anywhere for two or three months. I don’t remember what she said. She got her damn text message, alright. Ten pages worth of me...
I’m going to bed. I have a breakfast date in the morning. Good night, Tumblr. <3
Anonymous asked: You are a beautiful young lady. Don't ever change, and always remember the people that love you. Even the little ones.
ohbirrd: This is cute.
I went on a date tonight. It was nice. And it was the whole shebang. Movies and dinner. The second Sherlock Holmes is even better than the first. Go see it. Pizza Joint has wonderful food, but our waitress was shitty. She got our to-go box off of the floor. Thank goodness for the cowboy who warned us before we put our food in it. She didn’t get a tip. Holding hands, getting walked to the...
Welp. There goes my plans for today.
New Years….what should I do for New Years….. I could party like a fool. Dancing, drinking, smoking, mingling, etc. I would have a blast, that’s for sure, but I’d probably regret it later. I could hang out with some friends at their house, and watch movies or go on adventures, and then watch the ball drop. I’d still have a blast there, and probably wouldn’t...
teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. I'll need your e-mail address.
sticks and stones may break my bones but kelso nailed your sister