I honestly don't quite know how I got so lucky,...
kuropuppyninja: I’m really dorky. I’m not the most attractive. I… tend to get a little jealous from time to time. My sense of humour is… quite odd. And I embarrass the hell out of you in public. but… no matter what, you’re still by my side. I love you more than you could possibly know.
A sketch of a woman from the inside out. →
When your friends try to show you something funny...
leilockheart: “Honey, I’m from tumblr. We’re like, weeks ahead of you.”
Today has sucked
And you not keeping your promise hasn’t helped either.
Happy Memorial Day
extremely-moderate: I’ve been seeing half-assed, obligatory tributes to soldiers and vets on facebook and car commercials all day. It drives me crazy. If there are any soldiers, veterans, or family members of either reading this, know that I deeply appreciate your service. God bless you all.
My nudes. →
A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
setbabiesonfire: I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her. I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a ‘64 Impala.
meganmclovin: My first kiss was at Sam’s house hahaha. It was on the couch in the den. We were watching How To Train Your Dragon. Sam wasn’t in the room while it was happening of course. I remember walking out of the den and her sitting on the floor studying Chemistry. I don’t really remember a whole lot. I was nervous though. I failed that test, too. My study buddy was a LITTLE preoccupied....
And everything turned out better than expected.
thiswillnotdefineus: “nigga get the fuck out my house before i shoot the motha fucka in the ass” The Ebonics at the end is my favorite.
I pulled something in my back lifting tiles and my...
I sense a great day ahead of myself.
My views on sexuality:
contradictyourself: If you’re gay, that’s cool. If you’re a lesbian, that’s cool. If you’re bisexual, that’s cool. If you’re straight, that’s cool. If you’re transgender, that’s cool. If you’re still deciding, that’s cool. If you hate on somebody for their sexuality, fuck you.
Watching scary shit with Corry and Danny.
Possibly making our own video series.
Go like their facebook page. They have a LOT of... →
I would do anything to be falling asleep with you...