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In Case You Missed It, Greenland Just Melted →
imrunningmymouth: mehreenkasana: 94% of Greenland melted in July. Data via NASA. We’re screwed. Can everyone PLEASE start believing in climate change now?
Holy poop. My mum asked me if I was high when I walked in because of how red my eyes are. I spent three hours swimming in a pool with far too much chlorine in it, so my eye’s are irritated, and I’m groggy because of how tired I am. I swear, I’m not intoxicated.
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toocooltobehipster: I WANT ONE
I can not sleep comfortably unless one foot is sticking out from underneath the covers. I dunno, man. It’s weiird.
poem from a long time ago.
zerohour-nineam: The disconnect between who you are and who you want to be. Unsettled, Vexed. Our written text is bound in false dichotomy. We try to confront unwanted truths, but it’s a bitter pill to swallow. That those we see and seek to be just won’t be there tomorrow.
All I can think about is what to do with my hair. You guys this is an ongoing dilema that’s getting annoying even to me now. Bah.
rrobbedd: omg this did not actually happen
[[MORE]] Dear Scotty Butler, You’re gross. You’re icky. You’re nasty. You’re a pig. I do not like you. I do not want to have much of anything to do with you. The last time we hung out, you wouldn’t let me get out of your car. For you to ask me to make out with you just angers me. I am not an object. I am not just a pair of tits or a nice ass for you to grab on....
The Best Story Book EVER:
gatiss: lastofthetimeladies: breakfastatbequiettiffany: bawbag: In primary school when you and your friend would pretend to sharpen your pencils to have a chat at the bin This is the most UK-centric sentence I’ve ever seen written In primary school when you and your mate would pretend to sharpen your woody pointy writer-downers to have a jolly good chin wag at the bin
South Dakota ruling forces doctors to lie to...
myplannedparenthood: “Thanks to an 8th Circuit Court of Appeals ruling this week with far-reaching implications, doctors performing abortions [in South Dakota] will now be legally mandated to mislead their patients.” By requiring that doctors talk about (the unsubstantiated) link between abortion and suicide, legislators are putting correlation ahead of causation. And, once again, women lose.
All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be...– (via orangieporangiepuddingpie)
Not only was watching Hunger Games with my...
george-sucks: but Hunger Games itself was hilariously stupid. “it’s so original” I have two questions for you; Have you ever opened a history book? Have you ever seen or heard of the reality television show Survivor ? It’s like 3 stoned teenagers were sitting around a room and decided to write a book. They came up with a Roman society set in the future and put on TV.
kushandswagness asked: NO YOUR DISGUSTING! People with swag don't ever get raped, what the fuck is wrong with you? Saying such an unswaggie thing, how dare you unswaggie.
kushandswagness asked: You just don't have any swag, which is why you don't see the truth in it.
Oh man. I posted something earlier about Stevie Nicks, and now there’re people arguing over her sexual partners and if they were ever worth anything. The one time I post something and it gets notes….