wizcoylifa: im on a seaweed diet. i see weed and i eat it haha trolled xD follow for more weed and mary jane humour
So I was playing The Sims when all of the sudden...
thats-so-meme: geeksexual: http://spizbo.tumblr.com/ submitted
buttfuckingbrothers: OH MY GODD??? A MORMON JUST BROKE INTO MY HOUSE???????? I WENT UPSTAIRS TO PUT ON MY PAJAMAS AND THE DOORBELL RANG SO I WAS LIKE UHHGGGG AND TOOK A REALLY LONG TIME TO GET TO THE DOOR AND WHEN I GOT THERE HE WAS STANDING IN MY LIVING ROOM JUST STANDING THERE LOOKING AT A SHINY THING I MADE IN CHEMISTRY AND I JUST SHRIEKED “WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? GET OUT!!!” AND HE...
yyeehaw: exercise? more like extra fries.
heyfunniest: do you ever get so far down in your dash that your computer starts getting slow and acting stupid and you’re like: it’s time to resurface
why don’t murderers just hide the bodies in...
genuinelylarry: what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves
I'm addicted to words and they're useless....
I just reset my computer to factor settings and ordered Daniel’s present. Today went from shit to pretty productive. Thank goodness.
You get a strange feeling when you’re about to leave a place. Like you’ll not...– Azar Nafisi (via paradoxicalsentiments)
if you play with my hair until i fall asleep i will probably fall in love with you
brandnewswastikas: Here’s a good drinking game. Drink plenty of water throughout the day to stay hydrated and make sure that you’re at the top of your game.
aquus: yes i would like to sign up for AP napping
Watch all of the Marble Hornets? Kill me now. I’m so sketchy and paranoid.
virginsucide: it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
earthnation: take a shot every time a teenager says their eyes change color
totallythomas: observe the butt hypothesize the butt test the butt analyze the butt conclude the butt
montypythonandtheholyblog: today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket ❤
Lesbian-on-Lesbian Rape →
fuckyeahsexeducation: thesexuneducated: TW: rape As SFRCC explains, “Because many people define rape at penetration by a penis, woman-to-woman rape is not acknowledged or taken seriously. But in fact, it is estimated that one out of three lesbians have been sexually assaulted by another woman.” Although many lesbians have penis and many people with vaginas who are attracted to other...
tltty: i emailed admissions officers today but i forgot my gmail icon is a fucking llama omfg
shaleimp: cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle: lnsinuate: shaleimp: yesterday this girl asked me how to throw away her paper for her and since i wasnt anywhere near the trash can i said no and she made a youtube video saying that she was popular and that means i have to throw away her trash how dare i not throw it away for her ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS Post the video dammit ...