First World Problems

micah-is-the-best:

i’m never gonna get someone that actually wants me. due to the following reasons:

1. I will treat them too good.

2. I won’t play games with their head.

3. I am honest.

4. I don’t show enough cleavage.

5. I won’t send nudes.

6. I will never be a size 0.

7. I am not as stupid as a brick. 

8. I can take care of myself.

9. I can’t be with a gay man, for the only reason, that I’m not a boy.

10. I’m not a lesbian.

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